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U took me in a dark alley, u held my hips, u took my top off, u put ur lips on mine, u tasted me. u loved every second. thank god im only a coke bottle!	We hv knwn.. Each othr 4.. Quite awhile now,do u tink we can b more.. den FRIENDS? Coz I LUV U Vry much 2 b my.. PARTNER 2-rob a BANK 2nite!!	HELLO !! this is your mobile.... just wanted to get out of your pocket! the smell next to your balls was unbearable-i think your dick is dead....

You are like a toilet-youre either freé, täken, unävaìlable, éngagéd, out of order, taking the piss, or just full of shit!!	I skÈd God för wörld pécé; nd he said, "I can't, it's impossible" I skéd God tö mké yöü goodlooking & HE said, "dude, "let me try WORLD PEACE	YOU & I do it in BED.. do it in da CAR.. do it STANDING.. do it SITTING.. but its best doin it in LYING DOWN. Dont WE just. . . love . . . . . . . . TXTN (",)

A Baby monkey asked his mother, why are we ugly? Mother said : thank god we look like this, u should see the person reading this message!	My Pet dances when he sees someone, SEXY! ()""() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()""() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()""() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L	/!, o I>< > .IL o /!>_,o / -/> // o /!, >> ==._</o Dont mes wid me

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants , everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth of it. Thank you for being the pee in my pants. . .	You! I trustd u so much but u couldn keep ur big mouth shut!Y u av tel others my secrt? Uv realy let me down! Pls stp telin ppl dat im so SEXY n GORGEOUS!	pReSs OpTiOn tHeN sELeCt RePLy.NeXt PrEsS oPtIoN aGeN,cHoOsE dIcTiOnArY aNd Go To ENGLISH.tHeN pReSs tHiS 8 NuM:46630364. gWaN FoLoW mA iNsTrUcTiOnz...:

FRiENDS ARE LiKE MiRRORS... THEY ARE OUR REFLECTiON! (>?<) ( ,"o (,(")(") (>?<) (>*<) ( ,"o o", ) (,(")(")(")("),) YOUR SO LUCKY I'M CUTE!!...xXx	(><) /l ( ö ) / l (,,Jb/ l $=$=$ <;)))>< NICE PEOPLE are hard to fish out i'm glad i caught you. stay NICE or else..... I'll fry you..	God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me... so damn sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made u.... well we all make mistakes!!

,,,, ( . .) Do u ( ._.) love me? (,,(")(") ,,,, ( . .) ( _ ) U dont? (,,(")(") ,,,, ( . .) ,I, Fuck ( _ )// U den! (,,(")(")	YOU & I do it in BED.. do it in da CAR.. do it STANDING.. do it SITTING.. but its best doin it in LYING DOWN. Dont WE just. . . love . . . . . . . . TXTN (",)	ZIPPER ;; ;; ;; ; ; ;; ;; ;') ; ; ; ;; ; ( ') ; ;/ /; ; ; ;() ( ') ; ; )/ /; ; ; ;(),,()("') ; ;( ö,)/ / ; HI ; ) ;what were ;; ü thinking

aRèý0üSTONED, 0raRéÝ¤úR€YÊ'$jû$TFúÇk€D??	Its now vegetarian week so, remember... NOT TO EAT ( ' ) / / MEAT, / / but... ( ) ) <" ( o) "> (. )( .) __) . (__seafood ___$__ is GREAT	We hv knwn.. Each othr 4.. Quite awhile now,do u tink we can b more.. Den FRIENDS? Cos I LUV U Vry much 2 be my.. PARTNER 2-rob-a BANK 2nite!!

A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. Lady sitting next asked: R they ur babies? MAN: No i work in a condom factory & these are CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS	Roses are red, violence are blue, Someone like you belongs to the zoo! Don't be mad, don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly to!	MEN R LIK APACK OV CARDS!U HAV 2LV DM WID AHEART,MARY DM WID A DIAMND,B MOR DN ACE IN BED,CLUB DM OVA DA HEAD,BEARY DM WID ASPAD,AT DA END OV IT AL DER ALJOKERS

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